The Regulars Players

Me:
Your orator and host. My name is not Jasper.

P:
My delightful wife, best friend and first true love; narrowly beating out Ginger, my pet hampster who held the crown for over 14 years.

The Boy:
Our son, also not named Jasper. He's my second love, bunping Ginger to third place in my heart. Poor Ginger.