The Jasper Chronicles

The Journal of a Cynical Dad

Friday, June 05, 2009

Two Things You Shouldn't Do on The Bus

Apply Sunscreen
I applaud your dedication to reducing the risk of skin cancer, but do you really need to apply sunscreen on a crowded bus? Gobs of it on your hands, shoulders, and now thanks to you, the seats, poles and your fellow passengers.

Toss and Eat a Caesar Salad
Backpack over one shoulder and shopping bags in one hand would make it tricky to toss a salad in your kitchen, let alone the bus. Dressing and lettuce everywhere. I don't know what bothered me more, the mess he made or how disgusting it was to watch. The bus is a germ factory dude!