Light a Match!
The Boy is pooping upstairs when suddenly, "My eyes are watering!"
"Well if you hurry up you can get out of there." The Boy has been potty trained for well over a year now, but to this day a little piece of me still jumps for joy whenever he wanders into the bathroom by himself. Now the problem is getting him off the pot.
Seems he has discovered the best reading room in the house already. A "big job" for The Boy can last 20 minutes or more, as he likes to settle in with a couple of books.
"You done yet?"
"Seriously, its been a long time. You must be done."
"Even Dad doesn't take this long."
My beautiful, beautiful boy. He's got a taste for garlic and shits like an adult.