The Jasper Chronicles

The Journal of a Cynical Dad

Thursday, February 09, 2006

If You're Happy and You Know It...

The Boy's most recent development, one that causes me great personal discomfort - whenever he's really happy he flails his arms and hammers his fists down on his crotch. Talk about "hitting" a new milestone. It's even worse when he holds his rattle with both hands, like an icepick, and just pounds the area with all he's got. My balls suck into my body everytime I watch him go at it. But he's obivious to my pain, he just merrily hammers away.

Whack, whack, whack. Oooch, I'm doubling over just thinking about it.