Me and The Boy

P has taken off for a weekend girl's retreat with her friends from High School. So it's just the guys. Me and The Boy. Male bonding. Whatever you want to call it, just don't call it a Men's Retreat.

No new age get in touch with your inner-self, talking stick bullshit here. We're going to sit around in our underwear and watch sports. Hey, maybe we'll rent porn; guys do that don't they? I'll start him off with something easy, like Caligula.