The Jasper Chronicles

The Journal of a Cynical Dad

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Q: Why Does The Courier Guy Smell?

A: Because he doesn't shower before work.

I played hockey this morning. A fast competitive game; lots of skating, lots of shooting.

Afterwards, while the rest of us are taking showers, this one guy climbs into his UPS uniform, packs up his gear and heads off to work.

Yeeeew! Next time I need a package delivered I'm calling FedEx.