Best Laid Plans

Today in the paper is a story of two White Supremacist whose plot to kill Barack Obama was foiled by US federal investigators.

According to authorities, the two men had planned to dress in all-white tuxedos and top hats and drive their car as fast as they could towards Obama while shooting at him through the windows.

The story had me shaking my head. I mean, what in the world were those two morons thinking?!? Nobody wears white after Labour Day.