I Predict

One Day:

1. The Boy will be old enough to change his own diaper. At the rate Potty Training is going, he'll be 16 before he gets into "Big Boy Pants".
   
   
2. He will kick my ass in sports.
   
   
3. Despite that we will play in some sort of Father/Son sporting event. And unless there is a separate locker room for the fathers, he will have to shower beside me. It will likely gross him out.
   
   
4. The Boy will be old enough to bathe himself, because there is no way I'm "sudsing him up" at said Father/Son sporting event. That would gross me out.