He's 3' Tall. He's 3' Tall. He's 3' Tall.

Bought a brand new DVD player today. Put it up where I thought The Boy couldn't reach it. He pulled it down.

[Shit] "Oh don't touch that. It's Dad's new DVD player."

Startled and unsure what to do next, he dropped it on the floor again. Now the door won't open.

The Boy is 38" and not about to get any shorter. Got to remember that.