The Jasper Chronicles

The Journal of a Cynical Dad

Thursday, June 05, 2008

He Shoots. He Scores!

Recently, for reasons I can't explain, the topic of sperm donation has been on my radar. It turns out there are people out there who will pay good money for something most men are happy to supply.

I know there's a rigorous screening process, and the price fluctuates depending on quality, background, esthetics, etc., but I really think I missed my calling.

a) My sperm produced a child. So, you know, they work.

b) Watching porno and unloading into a container... I can think of worse ways to earn a living.

c) I'm healthy, in good shape, and might I say, [ahem] 'fetching'.

d) My teenage years could now be considered "vocational training" instead of "awkward self-discovery".

It's all moot though, I've been snipped. But one can always dream.