Living in the Suburbs Means #2...

Fat people.

I'm not talking about people who could stand to lose a couple of pounds, I'm talking unhealthy, overweight people. They're everywhere.

I have seen more ass-crack in the last couple of months than I have in the last ten years combined. Unlike our old neighbourhood there's no visible drug problem here, but there is a definite obesity problem.

As my friend Janice pointed out, "It's like you went from one crack problem to another."