The Jasper Chronicles

The Journal of a Cynical Dad

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Cover Up

After a workout, P comes into our room naked. The Boy runs up excitedly.

The Boy: Mommy Mommy!

P: Hi Honey! That's a nice tiger shirt you have on.

TB: Nice boobies Mommy.

P: Thanks.

TB: Nice bum.

P: Uh...

TB: Nice curly.

P: Okay, okay. Go see Dad.

I think it's time P invested in a robe. The Age of Aquarius is definately over in our house.